Topic:More
Stories!
purplejade
More Stories! ----- Posted 8-20-2001 13:15
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...Hey maybe I could get another 'story'
here for my webpage! If this turns out ta be a really good party...
oh, I won't copy any text with out askin, wouldn't want any upset
'hubbies' or anything!lol
pj :-)
DARK
sounds good to me ----- Posted 8-22-2001 10:16
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lets work on that shall we i'll have to
take a day to think about it and get back to ya.
purplejade
huh??? ----- Posted 8-22-2001 12:06
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Whatdoya mean Dark!?...You'll hafta think
about it!?!??Sheesh! What a complication you are! ;-)
DARK
once upon a time ----- Posted 8-27-2001 03:34
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once upon a time it was the best of times
it was the worst of times it was the summer
of our lives it was the winter of our
discontent...
ok i started it hee hee hee }-)
purplejade
the summer... ----- Posted 8-27-2001 11:38
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Uhhuh...uh, that's not what I mean...sheesh!
;-) I mean like a party story, yes, with lots of intrigue, spilt
drinks, overflowing ashtrays, sleezy atmosphere etc. lol
pj
DARK
Dark slinks into the room... ----- Posted 9-7-2001
08:42
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DARK slinked into the room, a drink in each
hand,
the party was starting to pick up and
things
were getting out of control...
greyzone was standing on the table with a
lampshade
on his head spouting off about the injustic
in
the world and why couldnt he find his pants...
PJ was slowly spinning around chanting and
waving incents through the air (i think she
eat
some of those funky brownies)
lil-1 seems to be looking for her drink
still
while talking to her lil boy with the long
tail
that lay on her shoulders...
and dark was now bitchin to the half
comatose DJ to
play more KING the DJ's head lulled back
his headphones fall off and wacking lil-1
on
the head whos now crawling around on the
floor
still looking for her drink, this startles
her
she jumps up but she a little tippsy and
she
stumbles and falls into the table that
greys
preaching opps standing on and he topples
over spilling ashtrays and drinks all over
the
place...
well he lands on PJ who has begun singing
show
tunes and tv theme songs "the love
boat soon will
be making another run..." well this
sends
incents flying landing between the couch
cusions
they burst into flames!! lucky lil-1 seemed
to
have found a drink as she was drinking
right outta
the spiked punch bowl after on more big
drink
she dumps it on the fire the room fills
with smoke
and all you could see was dark who had
pushed
the drunkin DJ outta the way and was
banging his
head to the KING...
purplejade
Wonderful!!! :-) ----- Posted 9-7-2001 07:29
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Hey Dark! Yea, that's what I mean!
Wonderful, real entertaining, I chuckled all the way through...
**Thankyou!**
...I'll be back!
Jade :-)))
DARK
thanks Jade ----- Posted 9-8-2001 13:16
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thanks dear Jade so do you care to dance
this is
a great dance tune its "is that you
Melissa?"
so shall we waltz or tango ;-);-);-)
ok ok you can lead.
purplejade
:-) ----- Posted 9-8-2001 20:20
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...Course I'll dance with ya Dark!...I'll
even let ya lead, if ya don't step on my feet! :-))) Jade
greyzone
Victory Party!!!! ----- Posted 9-9-2001 04:02
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A tumble off the table is nothing to Grey in the state he's in. The lampshade is still on his head! His pants are still missing and he's ranting on about them, or the lack of them, all the while watching Lil1 grabbing the punch bowl and heading in the direction of the flaming couch. She can't hear his warning cause DM's giving sh*t to the half comatose DJ and the King is at the max!! Who was to know that Newfie Screech was 120 proof rum and can ignite at just a spark? Well Grey and the locals knew, that's why he was getting all excited, for that and no other reason!
Having doused the couch with the hooch, the longhouse filled up with smoke, only a firce glowing could be seen where the couch should have been. When it cleared the the couch was a ball of flames and the rafters were starting to catch. Jade and Dark were doing the samba to Mellissa, Grey and Lil1 were holding up the DJ who was slumped between them, watching the them in their sad but beautiful latin dance. All around them the flames were leaping higher, the liquor bottles were beginning to explode sending their ignited contents into the night sky like fireworks. It was their greatest moment of glory, their greatest celbration of freedom, the flames amongst a dying society, a sign to the cosomos that intelligent life still survives on this island in deep space!
UP THE APOCALYPSE GANG!!!