WOOZ UP TA PARTY !?!?

Last year, Boone's PRP picnic was the event of the
season and unfortunately, most of us couldn't make
it. This year Sluggo and Pip are having an 'Invasion'
of So Cal and once again, most of us can't make it,
although we'll be there in spirit(s), or something. So,
I thought we could have a party that everyone can
come to, a.....

~~VIRTUAL PARTY !!~~

PRP Global Headbangers' Bash
Loudest Dot Com Party On The Planet!

Maybe we can eventually join up with Sluggo and
Pipsqueak's Invasion of So Cal and together we wll make
Jericho look like a sand castle and crank it up real
loud and blow the walls off Hollywood and surrounding
areas!!

We require arm twisters, sweet talkers, tricksters,
conjurors, rockers, headbangers, skinheads, longhairs,
short and curly hairs..., hustlers, brain cells (alive
and dead) you know like all of you, to suspend your
reality and bend time and space, to take this idea and
"make it so", you know like slip somethin' to some
knachead DJ's to spin some requests and join the party too.
Not meaning to presume, but maybe Evereadyed could slide
an invite to all the PRPs in one of his PRP updates...

I'm not Moses so nothing's cast in stone, so put
your ideas and suggestions on the message board.

When: TBAU (to be agreed upon) probably synched with
the 'Invasion'.
 

Where: TBAU, or a perfect compromise (the great Canadian 
way), half way between Goteborg, Sweden and San 
Diego, So Cal, at or near a city called St. 
John's in Newfoundland, Canada, the oldest city 
in North America. Interestingly, a place near 
here, L'Anse Aux Meadows, was the first European
settlement in The New World by the Lief 'The 
Lucky' Eriksson, 1100 years ago and his merry 
band of Vikings! Swede would feel right at home!

Accomodations: TBAU, or your choice: eg. sleeping bags,
tents, lean-tos, mud huts, back seats of cars or
naked under the stars!

Access: walk, run, crawl, stagger, stumble, leaky canoe,
"surf on in"(I hate that), wheelchair, skydive

Drinks, Food and Other Stuff: TBAU, or your choice, let
it be known your favorite poison or you'll be downing
the local specialties (see local culture)

Entertainment: TBAU, possibly Hard Echo 'Unplugged',
or your favorite band flown in, knac.com,
local bar band, exotic dancers of all
sexes, "Full Monty" every night!
 

Facilities: not much choice here, you'll have to adapt, viking longhouse replica with bar and sound stage, generator for computer hookups, satellite dish
for wireless online connectivity! co-op showers 
and meticulous latrines.
Local speak and culture: 'Can't dem foolies to de wheel kipp us cl'ar when us goes 'starn? If it's 'pend on dey to putt us in de fat, us'll get dere on 
Tib's eve [never], I'm t'inkin'!'
or
You say, "How's it goin' eh?"
They say, "Some good bye!"

or
If you got a thirst, ask for a 'callibogus' or
'calli', a Newfoundland beer made with spruce
beer, rum or gin or somethin' and molasses.
or
for real kick ass stuff, ask for 'newfie screech'
or
if invited to a party: To-day's de proper day
fer de whiskey. Dough I don't go on no t'ree-days'
squarebenders [drunks], I belang to de breed to
drink everlastin', sir

Anyway, just so there's lots of room for your ideas, I've
set up a webpage with message board so you don't
get lost, and hope you can help with the party :-),
and share some of your HOT AIR!! Let's blow out their
ears before they can blow out our speakers!

PARTY

greyzone

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